I’m just a travel and animal-loving copywriter who appreciates the art of cheeky puns, double entendre, and well-crafted jokes. My vernacular can best be described as spectacular.  

I am not afraid to end a sentence with a preposition, if called for.
— Me

I’m a risk taker. I buy eggs at the supermarket without checking for cracks. But I’m also a reliable closer who delivers under pressure.

While I once sold enterprise tech, I now sell ideas. I am committed to my craft, determined to succeed, and never one to leave dishes in the office sink.